Great to be Gay

Oh this weather just brings out the best in me.


So, in anticipation of spring and warm weather and flowing juices, I thought I would share with you why it is fabulous to be gay. And no, this is not me.

Here goes:

1. You understand the difference between 100 imported brands of vodka.
2. You can call anyone 'honey' including pets.
3. You understand the immense importance of good lighting.
4. You can be at a crowded bar, disco, meeting and still spot a toupee.
5. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit.
6. You really have "been there, done that".
7. You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous".
8. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.
9. You can have naked men in your home you don't know.
10. You understand why the good Lord invented spandex.
11. You understand why the good Lord didn't intend for everyone to wear it.
12. You know how to get back at just about everyone, and have.
13. You only wear polyester when you mean to.
14. You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
15. You've always got an opinion.
16. You know how to dress strategically.You know being called a 'cheap slut' isn't actually an insult.
17. You understand the importance of man-scaping and practice it religiously.
18. You have at least one movie musical in your DVD collection.
19. You know how to make an entrance.
20. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
21. You've called someone girlfriend - who is neither a girl nor a friend.
22. You've shaved something other than your face.
23. Your love handles are actually used as such.
24. Turning you back on someone can actually be an opportunity.
25. At some moment in your life you've envisioned having back-up girls.
26. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man, and he is usually there in the shower stall next to you.
27. You know every line in All About Eve and your friend's face.
28. You can tell someone to get lost without ever opening your mouth.
29. You can lip-sync to at least one Diana Ross song.

And the best reason to be gay........................................

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And so it goes.